sneaky husband

Sneaky Husband  
Dave works hard at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His ol lady thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them & says "Hey Dave, how ya doin'?"
His ol lady is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh No," says Dave. "He works at the plant."
When they are seated, a scantily clad waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
His ol lady is becoming uncomfortable & says, "you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No honey, she works at the plant, too."
A near naked, long legged stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's ol lady, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.
Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head & says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."